033. - Video.
Apr. 23rd, 2011 10:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[Who is this young-Matt-Damon-looking motherfucker? Hint: It's Jason. Not yet though, now he is Captain David Webb, U.S. Army. Military Intelligence. So he's just been plucked from Ft. Meade with these totally ill shades. And BDUs. Also he is from about 1997, so he's 27ish. And if you listen hard, you miiiiight be able to catch a Midwestern accent in there. So. Have fun.]
Hey, I'm not in the Navy, and I never asked to join any damned Barge. I'm looking back on all this shit that's supposedly from me - from me in the future - like that makes a fucking lick of sense.
Huh. Looks like I'm a taciturn son of a bitch in my thirties. [Also what the fuck why is everyone calling him Jason in these past entries. Meh. He's MI, he is not unused to the prospect of being undercover.]
Hey, I'm not in the Navy, and I never asked to join any damned Barge. I'm looking back on all this shit that's supposedly from me - from me in the future - like that makes a fucking lick of sense.
Huh. Looks like I'm a taciturn son of a bitch in my thirties. [Also what the fuck why is everyone calling him Jason in these past entries. Meh. He's MI, he is not unused to the prospect of being undercover.]
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Date: 2011-04-24 03:33 am (UTC)Uh, yeah, [He glances at the notes he's made.] David. [Whoa that's weird.] Sure, come over.
Don't sweat it, my logs don't sound too much like me either. Hell of a weird trick to pull with this place.
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Date: 2011-04-24 03:51 am (UTC)Thanks for letting me come over. [He fairly rushes in the moment you open the door.] There's some real weird people on this ship. Is it Halloween? I saw a few guys in costumes.
[He looks around, obviously impressed.] Cool room.
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Date: 2011-04-24 04:50 am (UTC)You like it? I've never seen this place before. [However, in his first sweep of the room he did find a couple of guns stashed about. He'll find the Crisis Backpack sooner or later.]
So where're you from?
/needs moar young!Devon Sawa pics!
Date: 2011-04-24 05:22 am (UTC)[He's not crazy, though. And this guy seems all right. Definitely not crazy.]
I live in Louisiana, but I've only been there a couple months. It sucks. [His feet dangle off the bed.] I was born in Missouri. There and Texas were the best. I never get to stay anywhere that long though.
/needs moar Green Zone pics!
Date: 2011-04-24 02:53 pm (UTC)[There's maybe a little PTSD, but he's not crazy!]
Hey, no kidding! I was born and raised in Missouri. [At the mention of never getting to stay anywhere long, he nods sympathetically.] Military family?
Screencaps. Cap-zuh.
Date: 2011-04-24 03:08 pm (UTC)Yup! [He's more than a little proud to claim that distinction.] My dad was in the Army and now he works for the NSA. He's a spy. But don't tell anyone.
bluh bluh huge delay
Date: 2011-05-01 04:44 am (UTC)no prob, hope you're feeling better!
Date: 2011-05-01 11:48 pm (UTC)Thanks! :D
Date: 2011-05-15 01:39 am (UTC)[OH THE IRONY.]
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Date: 2011-05-15 01:46 am (UTC)[THE IRONY IS STAGGERING.]
THIS CONVERSATION IS ADORABLE, CAN IT PLEASE NEVER END
Date: 2011-05-15 02:03 am (UTC)I'm in the Army. Career officer.
Sorry, Bourne, you get your scheduled asshole back shortly. xD
Date: 2011-05-15 02:13 am (UTC)[Future-him wants him to just SHUT UP WHILE HE'S AHEAD.]
DAMN YOUSE! xD So when's that going down?
Date: 2011-05-15 02:19 am (UTC)[The only instance in recorded history where Jason Bourne has said "awesome".]
When did you want it to go down? I've just been waiting on you!
Date: 2011-05-15 02:29 am (UTC)[A milestone to mark on the calendars, if David had a calendar. :P]
DERP. Tomorrow? I'll be doing nothing.
Date: 2011-05-15 02:33 am (UTC)Sounds good! I'll be on AIM in the morning then.
Date: 2011-05-15 02:45 am (UTC)I might not be awake until late morning. xD
Date: 2011-05-15 03:10 am (UTC)No problem! I'll be on most of the day.
Date: 2011-05-15 03:13 am (UTC)Hahaha this.
Date: 2011-05-15 03:17 am (UTC)[So bemused.]
I couldn't help myself.
Date: 2011-05-15 03:25 am (UTC)Jesus Christ on a cracker I just googled those. AUGH AUGH AUGH
Date: 2011-05-15 03:37 am (UTC)Haha, everybody who knows someone in Iraq got the email with those ugly mothers!
Date: 2011-05-15 03:50 am (UTC)Snopes tells me I was wrong about the size. Also, HAHAHA.
Date: 2011-05-15 04:02 am (UTC)I personally heard the 'big enough to sleep in' tale back in '03
Date: 2011-05-15 04:09 am (UTC)Crikey. What is this, Hoth?
Date: 2011-05-15 04:11 am (UTC)Iraq was totally the new Hoth in '03.
Date: 2011-05-15 04:13 am (UTC)Pffffff
Date: 2011-05-19 12:24 am (UTC)