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Jason Bourne ([personal profile] brokenweapon) wrote2011-04-08 09:58 pm
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031. - After hiding from the network all day...

Fuck it.

[In German so he doesn't reveal his weakness to the ENTIRE Barge:] I know this is a long shot. But if you're out there, Marie, please let me know. Please.

C:

[identity profile] thefahkinrat.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Who the fuck are you supposed to be?

WINNERRRRR

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, great.

You Colin Sullivan?

I TRY

[identity profile] thefahkinrat.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't answer my fahkin' question.

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Deadpan, in a pitch-perfect imitation of Sullivan's own accent:]

I'm your good fahkin' twin from another fahkin' universe, guy. And I've been punched and stabbed for having the fahkin' temerity to look like you.

[identity profile] fauxbostonian.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, oh my God, this can't even be a thing. [Slightly hysterical laughter.]

[identity profile] thefahkinrat.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever the hell's going on, it's not fahkin' funny, hon.

[identity profile] fauxbostonian.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Snicker.] Yeah. Yeah, it is.

[She's looking at the posters for The Bourne Ultimatum and The Departed in her room, both of which are mercifully out of frame.]

So, two of you interacting. How come the universe hasn't collapsed in on itself?