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Jason Bourne ([personal profile] brokenweapon) wrote2011-04-08 09:58 pm
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031. - After hiding from the network all day...

Fuck it.

[In German so he doesn't reveal his weakness to the ENTIRE Barge:] I know this is a long shot. But if you're out there, Marie, please let me know. Please.
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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-04-09 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Dick speaks German, but he's not going to be touching that since lol girl problems, he gets that. :|]

You doing okay, Bourne?

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[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[A shrug.]

Well enough.

[There's a pause for a moment.]

Thanks.
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[personal profile] batmanschmatman 2011-04-09 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Sure.

You ever want to spar or something, let me know.

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[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

I think that might be a good idea, actually.

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[identity profile] vote-arnold.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Maria is not here, right now.

oh my god I am snorting that is how hard I am laughing

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
...what?

Arnold WINS the race!

[identity profile] vote-arnold.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
She's not here.

Who are you?

Mun cannot respond. She is too busy laughing.

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[In German:] I'm looking for Marie Kreutz, Herr...?

VICTORY >:D

[identity profile] vote-arnold.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAH! I know you! It's George Lucas! Always with the playing games! How you doing?

Here, I show you my latest idea:

oh god this is awesome ahahaha

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, no, I'm not George Lucas. [At least...he doesn't THINK he's used that alias...]

...sound advice on the steaks, though.

YOU LOVE IT

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Video.

[identity profile] raised-by-elves.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[In which Buddy tries to mimic the German. :D HE LOOKS PROUD.] Did I say it right, did I?

Video.

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh God. Everything is horrible.]

Not really.

Video. - what is this he doesn't even

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm Jason.

Video. - xD That's the point.

[identity profile] raised-by-elves.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
OOoooOOO, Jay-sun. FUN! Whuchyer favorite candy?

Video. - It's very hard to be emo with Elfy Will Ferrell being all YAAAY CANDAAAAYYYY

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
...I don't really eat candy.

C:

[identity profile] thefahkinrat.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Who the fuck are you supposed to be?

WINNERRRRR

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, great.

You Colin Sullivan?

I TRY

[identity profile] thefahkinrat.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't answer my fahkin' question.

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Deadpan, in a pitch-perfect imitation of Sullivan's own accent:]

I'm your good fahkin' twin from another fahkin' universe, guy. And I've been punched and stabbed for having the fahkin' temerity to look like you.

[identity profile] fauxbostonian.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, oh my God, this can't even be a thing. [Slightly hysterical laughter.]

[identity profile] thefahkinrat.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever the hell's going on, it's not fahkin' funny, hon.

[identity profile] fauxbostonian.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Snicker.] Yeah. Yeah, it is.

[She's looking at the posters for The Bourne Ultimatum and The Departed in her room, both of which are mercifully out of frame.]

So, two of you interacting. How come the universe hasn't collapsed in on itself?
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