031. - After hiding from the network all day...

[brokenweapon]

Fuck it.

[In German so he doesn't reveal his weakness to the ENTIRE Barge:] I know this is a long shot. But if you're out there, Marie, please let me know. Please.

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[batmanschmatman]

[Dick speaks German, but he's not going to be touching that since lol girl problems, he gets that. :|]

You doing okay, Bourne?

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[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[A shrug.]

Well enough.

[There's a pause for a moment.]

Thanks.

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[batmanschmatman]

Sure.

You ever want to spar or something, let me know.

[vote-arnold.livejournal.com]

Maria is not here, right now.

oh my god I am snorting that is how hard I am laughing

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

...what?

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[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

I think that might be a good idea, actually.

Arnold WINS the race!

[vote-arnold.livejournal.com]

She's not here.

Who are you?

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[batmanschmatman]

You got time now?

Mun cannot respond. She is too busy laughing.

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[In German:] I'm looking for Marie Kreutz, Herr...?

VICTORY >:D

[vote-arnold.livejournal.com]

HAHAH! I know you! It's George Lucas! Always with the playing games! How you doing?

Here, I show you my latest idea:

oh god this is awesome ahahaha

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Uh, no, I'm not George Lucas. [At least...he doesn't THINK he's used that alias...]

...sound advice on the steaks, though.

Private - Spam dis out?

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Sure.

YOU LOVE IT

[vote-arnold.livejournal.com]

I LIED.

Now they are both in my belly.

Wait... If you're not George...

Michael Moore, you son of a bitch. Now you will steal Arnold's idea!

I DO. I REALLY DO. WHO IS THIS ~MYSTERIOUS MASKED GOVERNATOR~?

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

No. I'm not Michael Moore. [Who the fuck is Michael Moore?]

Private - Oh most definitely c:

[batmanschmatman]

Gym or CES?

Someone who has rainey days...

[vote-arnold.livejournal.com]

Your plan is not proven against fools. I see your tiny picture, girly-man...

MATT DAMON.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Beautiful. <3

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Matt who?

[Seriously, he's confused right now. And not even angry confused.]

<3

[vote-arnold.livejournal.com]

You are not fucking Maria, Damon.

I shall CRUSH you.

Video.

[raised-by-elves.livejournal.com]

[In which Buddy tries to mimic the German. :D HE LOOKS PROUD.] Did I say it right, did I?

Video.

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[Oh God. Everything is horrible.]

Not really.

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[There aren't even any words (http://emotibot.net/pix/678.gif).]

Private - 8D

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

CES. I prefer it.

[vote-arnold.livejournal.com]

Video.

[raised-by-elves.livejournal.com]

Oh. [POUT.]

My name's Buddy!

Private -> Spam! pick what CES looks like because i r lazy c:

[batmanschmatman]

Meet you up there in ten.

[But, because Dick is still sort of battling insomnia and has nothing better to do other then stay away from the network which seems to be full of girlfriends, some of whom were from before you were dating and before they were shot and crippled, he's actually ready and waiting for Bourne in the CES in five minutes.]