031. - After hiding from the network all day...

[brokenweapon]

Fuck it.

[In German so he doesn't reveal his weakness to the ENTIRE Barge:] I know this is a long shot. But if you're out there, Marie, please let me know. Please.

Comments

Video.

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[Oh God. Everything is horrible.]

Not really.

Video.

[raised-by-elves.livejournal.com]

Oh. [POUT.]

My name's Buddy!

Video. - what is this he doesn't even

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

I'm Jason.

Video. - xD That's the point.

[raised-by-elves.livejournal.com]

OOoooOOO, Jay-sun. FUN! Whuchyer favorite candy?

Video. - It's very hard to be emo with Elfy Will Ferrell being all YAAAY CANDAAAAYYYY

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

...I don't really eat candy.

Video. - WIN! :D

[raised-by-elves.livejournal.com]

[What is this fuckery?]

Well, that's just silly! We elves include it in our diet! It's so good!!

Video. - Hahaha oh Buddy you are giving him a migraine

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I suppose I like chocolate.

Video. - \o/

[raised-by-elves.livejournal.com]

What kind of chocolate? Plain? White? Dark? With almonds? Filled with peanut butter? Truffles? Cold? Some people like to freeze their chocolate.

Video. - SO MUCH CHOICE. YOU ARE BAFFLING HIM. HE IS A MAN OF SIMPLE TASTES.

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

...milk chocolate?

Video. mwuhahahaa

[raised-by-elves.livejournal.com]

Classic, nice, nice, can't beat the original.

Video. Buddy is gonna bother him next fourth wall day, isn't he? xD

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

That's what I hear.

Video. I sure hope so. ^__~

[raised-by-elves.livejournal.com]

[Looks off screen.]

OH! We need to start making more of these bands that are totally silly, they're, like, rubbery and stretchy, and they come in all SORTS of colors and shapes, likes dinosaurs and genies and ducks! I'll send you some! BYE!

[Waves like mad.]

Video. BEST FRIENDS.

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[Buddy, you have already hurt his brain enough with different types of chocolate, do not try and make him understand silly bands.]

What.

[Halfhearted wave. ADVIL TIME.]