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How do birthdays work on the Barge? Do we get older, or do we stay frozen in time from the moment we were picked up?

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Date: 2010-09-14 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com
[KNOCK KNOCK, OPEN UP.]

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Date: 2010-09-14 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com
[SLADE I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF INTROSPECTION, IT IS MY BIRTHDAY, DO NOT MAKE ME HURT YOU.

He goes to the door anyway. Opening door. Staring now. Because this is how they communicate.]

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Date: 2010-09-14 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com
[YOU COULDN'T HURT HIM IF YOU TRIED but even if you did he'd HEAL.

He stares right back, as if he's deciding something. And then:]

We're celebrating.

[No, you do not get a choice in the matter, Jason.]

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Date: 2010-09-14 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com
[Fuck yo' couch mutant healing factor! And suddenly there is regret for the return of powers, damn you, decent human beingery.]

We are?

[His very own birthday party. Maybe there will be cake. And a piñata. An Admiral-shaped piñata. Or perhaps just a fuckton of alcohol. 'S all good.]

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Date: 2010-09-14 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com
[Slade will never give him a reason to regret it. That he knows of.]

Yes.

[With said fuckton of alcohol to conquer the brooding. At the bar. He should bring his friends.]

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Date: 2010-09-14 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com
[He's got his eye on you, Slade. HIS EEEEEEEYE.]

Okay.

[His whole...two...friends. One of whom is underage.]

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Date: 2010-09-14 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com
[YOU SEE NOTHING.]

The bar.

[Suggested as though it's the most natural thing in the world. WHERE ELSE WOULD TWO BACHELORS GO ON SUCH AN OCCASION? ...or you know, Claire could always make beer cake.]

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Date: 2010-09-17 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com
[Like Sting, he'll be watching you. Every breath you take. Every move you make. Every bond you break. Every claim you stake. He'll be watching you.]

Right.

[Yeah, well...if there is ever a time for drinking? Today is a time for drinking. Because it's his birthday dammit. Just don't make him do shots, that would end well.

Beer cake!]
Edited Date: 2010-09-17 04:23 am (UTC)

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Date: 2010-09-17 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] terminates.livejournal.com
[...Damn it, stealing his toon!self's theme song. :|]

Sounds good.

[But Jason. Shots are fun. Also, both of them getting drunk will be hilarious.

DAMN RIGHT BEER CAKE.]

Date: 2010-09-14 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com
Is it your birthday?

Private - Works for her.

Date: 2010-09-14 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com
Oh, Jason, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We have to celebrate, what do you want to do? What do you like, I'll bake you something in the Easy-Bake Oven.

[Already she's moving about her room, setting it up.]

From: [identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com
Thanks.

[He chuckles a little.] An Easy-Bake Oven?

Surprise me.

Private - Psssh, we got it.

Date: 2010-09-17 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com
Yeah, didn't you have one as a kid? Okay, you're a boy, but still, they were huge in late 80s, early 90s. You don't have allergies, right?

Private - rotf, and summary

Date: 2010-09-17 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com
Perfect, I'll be over in...probably an hour.

[She made cupcakes that spelled his name and were chocochocochip! And they were merry, the end.]

Date: 2010-09-14 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com
We are dead. One would presume that we thus did not age.

Date: 2010-09-14 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com
I didn't die to get here.

Date: 2010-09-14 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com
Then you must age, is it not so?

Date: 2010-09-14 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com
That's usually how things work, but this is an unusual place.

Date: 2010-09-14 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com
My conclusion is logical, and surely correct.

Ha ha ha oh wow he still believes in logic here.

Date: 2010-09-14 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com
'Logical' and 'the Barge' are two terms that don't usually mix well.

He believes in his insane logic. :D

Date: 2010-09-14 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com
They can and do. One must simply look closer. For example, in the future the wardens may be disadvantaged by the fact that they are aging and the inmates are not.

Date: 2010-09-14 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com
Given the high turnover rate here, it's more likely that wardens who can no longer do their jobs will be replaced - if we stay here long enough to get old.

Date: 2010-09-14 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com
It is likely that wardens will be replaced? When does this occur?

Date: 2010-09-14 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com
By 'replaced', I meant that some wardens leave and new ones come aboard. There's not going to be some mass reassignment. I hope

Date: 2010-09-15 10:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failedcreator.livejournal.com
That is not troubling. My warden has stated that he would not leave. This is a great thing.

Date: 2010-09-14 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ichoosefight.livejournal.com
I say if you want it to be your birthday, throw a party! Who cares if it counts or not?

Date: 2010-09-17 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com
Probably a good way of going about it.

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