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this is where it started for me.
this is where it ends.
042. - Video.
042. - Video.
Nov
.
11th
,
2011
07:47 pm
brokenweapon
Wonder who's on the network this time...
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Date:
2011-11-12 01:31 am (UTC)
From:
disguised-robot.livejournal.com
[
Have an Autobot on your screen, Bourne. He uses a clip from Mrs Doubtfire to say:
]
HEL-LOOOOOO!
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFeaK5UJ8O4)
Video - omg rofl
Date:
2011-11-12 05:15 am (UTC)
From:
brokenweapon.livejournal.com
[
Just. This face.
]
Video - :D
Date:
2011-11-12 05:27 am (UTC)
From:
disguised-robot.livejournal.com
[He tries to communicate his name by using
"I'm a bee" @ 1:21
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA_HDzf-17Y) and inserting 'bumble' before the bee.
And then, for fun:
I like chocolate milk! @ 0:03
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6uqvXNN5FM).]
no subject
Date:
2011-11-12 10:15 am (UTC)
From:
aviation-safety.livejournal.com
I am! Hi!
Man you got a lot of ugly people on this boat.
Oh wait, is this still on?
no subject
Date:
2011-11-12 05:39 pm (UTC)
From:
brokenweapon.livejournal.com
Yes. Yes it is.
no subject
Date:
2011-11-12 07:49 pm (UTC)
From:
aviation-safety.livejournal.com
We're still working out the kinks.
YOU KNOW THIS VOICE
Date:
2011-11-12 02:40 pm (UTC)
From:
ani-aliens.livejournal.com
Jason
.
Jason, Jason,
Ja
son.
FFFFUUUUU--
Date:
2011-11-12 05:37 pm (UTC)
From:
brokenweapon.livejournal.com
[This is his "I'm ignoring you" face.]
drodeface.jpg
Date:
2011-11-12 05:59 pm (UTC)
From:
ani-aliens.livejournal.com
Are you wishing you took Compassionate Crayak's offer now, Jason? Of course you are. That's why I'm here.
He is never going to let that go.
Date:
2011-11-12 06:01 pm (UTC)
From:
brokenweapon.livejournal.com
[Ignoring. Ignoring. Ignoring. ...ignore shield breached.]
No, I'm not. And you're here because for some reason you like to bother me.
Is it because I kicked you down that pit?
Jason Bourne. Out-trolling trolls everywhere!
Date:
2011-11-12 06:08 pm (UTC)
From:
ani-aliens.livejournal.com
[For just a moment the Drode's shit-eating smirk flickers.]
Now, now, that's all water under the bridge, isn't it? There's no hard feelings!
[That acid-dripping smile says otherwise, though.]
Quite the contrary. I've come with an offer you simply
won't
be able to say no to.
You cannot hope to defeat Jason Bourne in a troll-off. He is simply the best there is!
Date:
2011-11-12 06:10 pm (UTC)
From:
brokenweapon.livejournal.com
Want to bet?
"No."
Wow, that was easy. I'm going to hang up now.
[click.]
We'll see about that!
Date:
2011-11-12 06:29 pm (UTC)
From:
ani-aliens.livejournal.com
[And one point eighty-six seconds later, your communicator's buzzing again.]
Now,
now
. Don't be hasty. You haven't even heard my offer yet!
Let's talk
business
, Jase. I
can
call you Jase, right?
I REFUSE TO BE PROVOKED
Date:
2011-11-12 06:32 pm (UTC)
From:
brokenweapon.livejournal.com
Nope. Good-bye. [click.]
TROOOOOOOLLLLL
Date:
2011-11-12 06:51 pm (UTC)
From:
ani-aliens.livejournal.com
[beep.]
Hey,
hey
, I only need a few seconds and I'm a fast talker, all right? See, Crayak's got the major deal in the works. A real estate venture, if you will. So
hear me out
, you stubborn little...
Heh-heh. Just... hear me out, okay?
no subject
Date:
2011-11-12 02:58 pm (UTC)
From:
temporaryheroes.livejournal.com
Hi. I'm an Andalite.
[He is not.]
no subject
Date:
2011-11-12 05:38 pm (UTC)
From:
brokenweapon.livejournal.com
Oh, really.
no subject
Date:
2011-11-12 06:52 pm (UTC)
From:
temporaryheroes.livejournal.com
That's right!
That means you have to listen to me. Because I'm an Andalite.
no subject
Date:
2011-11-12 03:48 pm (UTC)
From:
a-manincontrol.livejournal.com
I've been expecting you. What's your name, soldier?
no subject
Date:
2011-11-12 05:41 pm (UTC)
From:
brokenweapon.livejournal.com
[Who's got two thumbs, speaks excellent German, and
hasn't cried once today
isn't in the habit of giving his name out to strangers?]
John.
What's yours?
no subject
Date:
2011-11-12 06:55 pm (UTC)
From:
a-manincontrol.livejournal.com
John. [He nods.] Good name.
Strong
name.
You don't recognize me? I'm Maxwell Lord, son.
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Date: 2011-11-12 01:31 am (UTC)Video - omg rofl
Date: 2011-11-12 05:15 am (UTC)Video - :D
Date: 2011-11-12 05:27 am (UTC)And then, for fun: I like chocolate milk! @ 0:03 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6uqvXNN5FM).]
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Date: 2011-11-12 10:15 am (UTC)Man you got a lot of ugly people on this boat.
Oh wait, is this still on?
no subject
Date: 2011-11-12 05:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-12 07:49 pm (UTC)YOU KNOW THIS VOICE
Date: 2011-11-12 02:40 pm (UTC)Jason, Jason, Jason.
FFFFUUUUU--
Date: 2011-11-12 05:37 pm (UTC)drodeface.jpg
Date: 2011-11-12 05:59 pm (UTC)He is never going to let that go.
Date: 2011-11-12 06:01 pm (UTC)No, I'm not. And you're here because for some reason you like to bother me.
Is it because I kicked you down that pit?
Jason Bourne. Out-trolling trolls everywhere!
Date: 2011-11-12 06:08 pm (UTC)Now, now, that's all water under the bridge, isn't it? There's no hard feelings!
[That acid-dripping smile says otherwise, though.]
Quite the contrary. I've come with an offer you simply won't be able to say no to.
You cannot hope to defeat Jason Bourne in a troll-off. He is simply the best there is!
Date: 2011-11-12 06:10 pm (UTC)"No."
Wow, that was easy. I'm going to hang up now.
[click.]
We'll see about that!
Date: 2011-11-12 06:29 pm (UTC)Now, now. Don't be hasty. You haven't even heard my offer yet!
Let's talk business, Jase. I can call you Jase, right?
I REFUSE TO BE PROVOKED
Date: 2011-11-12 06:32 pm (UTC)TROOOOOOOLLLLL
Date: 2011-11-12 06:51 pm (UTC)Hey, hey, I only need a few seconds and I'm a fast talker, all right? See, Crayak's got the major deal in the works. A real estate venture, if you will. So hear me out, you stubborn little...
Heh-heh. Just... hear me out, okay?
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Date: 2011-11-12 02:58 pm (UTC)[He is not.]
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Date: 2011-11-12 05:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-12 06:52 pm (UTC)That means you have to listen to me. Because I'm an Andalite.
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Date: 2011-11-12 03:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-12 05:41 pm (UTC)hasn't cried once todayisn't in the habit of giving his name out to strangers?]John.
What's yours?
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Date: 2011-11-12 06:55 pm (UTC)You don't recognize me? I'm Maxwell Lord, son.