042. - Video.

[brokenweapon]

Wonder who's on the network this time...

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Video

[disguised-robot.livejournal.com]

[Have an Autobot on your screen, Bourne. He uses a clip from Mrs Doubtfire to say:] HEL-LOOOOOO! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFeaK5UJ8O4)

Video - omg rofl

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[Just. This face.]

Video - :D

[disguised-robot.livejournal.com]

[He tries to communicate his name by using "I'm a bee" @ 1:21 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA_HDzf-17Y) and inserting 'bumble' before the bee.

And then, for fun: I like chocolate milk! @ 0:03 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6uqvXNN5FM).]

[aviation-safety.livejournal.com]

I am! Hi!

Man you got a lot of ugly people on this boat.

Oh wait, is this still on?

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes it is.

[aviation-safety.livejournal.com]

We're still working out the kinks.

YOU KNOW THIS VOICE

[ani-aliens.livejournal.com]

Jason.

Jason, Jason, Jason.

FFFFUUUUU--

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[This is his "I'm ignoring you" face.]

drodeface.jpg

[ani-aliens.livejournal.com]

Are you wishing you took Compassionate Crayak's offer now, Jason? Of course you are. That's why I'm here.

He is never going to let that go.

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[Ignoring. Ignoring. Ignoring. ...ignore shield breached.]

No, I'm not. And you're here because for some reason you like to bother me.

Is it because I kicked you down that pit?

Jason Bourne. Out-trolling trolls everywhere!

[ani-aliens.livejournal.com]

[For just a moment the Drode's shit-eating smirk flickers.]

Now, now, that's all water under the bridge, isn't it? There's no hard feelings!

[That acid-dripping smile says otherwise, though.]

Quite the contrary. I've come with an offer you simply won't be able to say no to.

You cannot hope to defeat Jason Bourne in a troll-off. He is simply the best there is!

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Want to bet?

"No."

Wow, that was easy. I'm going to hang up now.

[click.]

We'll see about that!

[ani-aliens.livejournal.com]

[And one point eighty-six seconds later, your communicator's buzzing again.]

Now, now. Don't be hasty. You haven't even heard my offer yet!

Let's talk business, Jase. I can call you Jase, right?

I REFUSE TO BE PROVOKED

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Nope. Good-bye. [click.]

TROOOOOOOLLLLL

[ani-aliens.livejournal.com]

[beep.]

Hey, hey, I only need a few seconds and I'm a fast talker, all right? See, Crayak's got the major deal in the works. A real estate venture, if you will. So hear me out, you stubborn little...

Heh-heh. Just... hear me out, okay?

[temporaryheroes.livejournal.com]

Hi. I'm an Andalite.

[He is not.]

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Oh, really.

[temporaryheroes.livejournal.com]

That's right!

That means you have to listen to me. Because I'm an Andalite.

[a-manincontrol.livejournal.com]

I've been expecting you. What's your name, soldier?

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[Who's got two thumbs, speaks excellent German, and hasn't cried once today isn't in the habit of giving his name out to strangers?]

John.

What's yours?

[a-manincontrol.livejournal.com]

John. [He nods.] Good name. Strong name.

You don't recognize me? I'm Maxwell Lord, son.