Jason Bourne (
brokenweapon) wrote2011-04-23 10:50 pm
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033. - Video.
[Who is this young-Matt-Damon-looking motherfucker? Hint: It's Jason. Not yet though, now he is Captain David Webb, U.S. Army. Military Intelligence. So he's just been plucked from Ft. Meade with these totally ill shades. And BDUs. Also he is from about 1997, so he's 27ish. And if you listen hard, you miiiiight be able to catch a Midwestern accent in there. So. Have fun.]
Hey, I'm not in the Navy, and I never asked to join any damned Barge. I'm looking back on all this shit that's supposedly from me - from me in the future - like that makes a fucking lick of sense.
Huh. Looks like I'm a taciturn son of a bitch in my thirties. [Also what the fuck why is everyone calling him Jason in these past entries. Meh. He's MI, he is not unused to the prospect of being undercover.]
Hey, I'm not in the Navy, and I never asked to join any damned Barge. I'm looking back on all this shit that's supposedly from me - from me in the future - like that makes a fucking lick of sense.
Huh. Looks like I'm a taciturn son of a bitch in my thirties. [Also what the fuck why is everyone calling him Jason in these past entries. Meh. He's MI, he is not unused to the prospect of being undercover.]
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JasonDavid, here's your inmate, fresh from... hey, fancy that, 1997, only he's a good decade younger than you. Twelveish, to be exact. And this might be a first for him: he's looking at you with an expression that's not a sneer or a smirk. First time for everything!]Hey. uh, you're Jason, right? I think you're my warden. Or at least that's what my logs say... well, I think they're my logs. Only it doesn't really sound like it's me talking on there, you know?
And, uh... can I come over? I don't know anybody else here and this room's a little creepy. [So earnest.]
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/needs moar young!Devon Sawa pics!
/needs moar Green Zone pics!
Screencaps. Cap-zuh.
bluh bluh huge delay
no prob, hope you're feeling better!
Thanks! :D
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THIS CONVERSATION IS ADORABLE, CAN IT PLEASE NEVER END
Sorry, Bourne, you get your scheduled asshole back shortly. xD
DAMN YOUSE! xD So when's that going down?
When did you want it to go down? I've just been waiting on you!
DERP. Tomorrow? I'll be doing nothing.
Sounds good! I'll be on AIM in the morning then.
I might not be awake until late morning. xD
No problem! I'll be on most of the day.
Hahaha this.
I couldn't help myself.
Jesus Christ on a cracker I just googled those. AUGH AUGH AUGH
Haha, everybody who knows someone in Iraq got the email with those ugly mothers!
Snopes tells me I was wrong about the size. Also, HAHAHA.
I personally heard the 'big enough to sleep in' tale back in '03
Crikey. What is this, Hoth?
Iraq was totally the new Hoth in '03.
Pffffff
Are we going to finish the log from Port?
So. I looked back and...it looks like we're...um. Friends.
I think it died :<
Well, that really sucks.
:|
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It's my tag! If you guys still want to finish it, I can tag to it. Let me know.
I would like to finish it very much, pleeeaasssee! :D
Scene has been tagged! LET'S DO THIS THANG.
SHADES BUNP