024. - Someone's got a birthday today.

[brokenweapon]

How do birthdays work on the Barge? Do we get older, or do we stay frozen in time from the moment we were picked up?

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[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Is it your birthday?

Private - Because he obscures insignificant personal details from the populace at large.

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Allegedly.

If time's normal here, I'm thirty-six today.

Private - Works for her.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jason, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We have to celebrate, what do you want to do? What do you like, I'll bake you something in the Easy-Bake Oven.

[Already she's moving about her room, setting it up.]

Private - She will have to learn to live with his paranoia.

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

[He chuckles a little.] An Easy-Bake Oven?

Surprise me.

Private - Psssh, we got it.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Yeah, didn't you have one as a kid? Okay, you're a boy, but still, they were huge in late 80s, early 90s. You don't have allergies, right?

Private - In my headcanon he totally had an NES in high school and it was the coolest thing ever

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Nope. Allergy-free.

[Watch as he carefully avoids talking about his childhood.]

Private - rotf, and summary

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Perfect, I'll be over in...probably an hour.

[She made cupcakes that spelled his name and were chocochocochip! And they were merry, the end.]

FUCK YES CUPCAKES

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]