042. - Video.

[brokenweapon]

Wonder who's on the network this time...

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[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[This is his "I'm ignoring you" face.]

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[ani-aliens.livejournal.com]

Are you wishing you took Compassionate Crayak's offer now, Jason? Of course you are. That's why I'm here.

He is never going to let that go.

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[Ignoring. Ignoring. Ignoring. ...ignore shield breached.]

No, I'm not. And you're here because for some reason you like to bother me.

Is it because I kicked you down that pit?

Jason Bourne. Out-trolling trolls everywhere!

[ani-aliens.livejournal.com]

[For just a moment the Drode's shit-eating smirk flickers.]

Now, now, that's all water under the bridge, isn't it? There's no hard feelings!

[That acid-dripping smile says otherwise, though.]

Quite the contrary. I've come with an offer you simply won't be able to say no to.

You cannot hope to defeat Jason Bourne in a troll-off. He is simply the best there is!

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Want to bet?

"No."

Wow, that was easy. I'm going to hang up now.

[click.]

We'll see about that!

[ani-aliens.livejournal.com]

[And one point eighty-six seconds later, your communicator's buzzing again.]

Now, now. Don't be hasty. You haven't even heard my offer yet!

Let's talk business, Jase. I can call you Jase, right?

I REFUSE TO BE PROVOKED

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Nope. Good-bye. [click.]

TROOOOOOOLLLLL

[ani-aliens.livejournal.com]

[beep.]

Hey, hey, I only need a few seconds and I'm a fast talker, all right? See, Crayak's got the major deal in the works. A real estate venture, if you will. So hear me out, you stubborn little...

Heh-heh. Just... hear me out, okay?