024. - Someone's got a birthday today.

[brokenweapon]

How do birthdays work on the Barge? Do we get older, or do we stay frozen in time from the moment we were picked up?

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[Spam]

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[KNOCK KNOCK, OPEN UP.]

[Spam]

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[SLADE I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF INTROSPECTION, IT IS MY BIRTHDAY, DO NOT MAKE ME HURT YOU.

He goes to the door anyway. Opening door. Staring now. Because this is how they communicate.]

[Spam]

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[YOU COULDN'T HURT HIM IF YOU TRIED but even if you did he'd HEAL.

He stares right back, as if he's deciding something. And then:]

We're celebrating.

[No, you do not get a choice in the matter, Jason.]

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[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[Fuck yo' couch mutant healing factor! And suddenly there is regret for the return of powers, damn you, decent human beingery.]

We are?

[His very own birthday party. Maybe there will be cake. And a piñata. An Admiral-shaped piñata. Or perhaps just a fuckton of alcohol. 'S all good.]

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[Slade will never give him a reason to regret it. That he knows of.]

Yes.

[With said fuckton of alcohol to conquer the brooding. At the bar. He should bring his friends.]

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[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[He's got his eye on you, Slade. HIS EEEEEEEYE.]

Okay.

[His whole...two...friends. One of whom is underage.]

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[YOU SEE NOTHING.]

The bar.

[Suggested as though it's the most natural thing in the world. WHERE ELSE WOULD TWO BACHELORS GO ON SUCH AN OCCASION? ...or you know, Claire could always make beer cake.]

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[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[Like Sting, he'll be watching you. Every breath you take. Every move you make. Every bond you break. Every claim you stake. He'll be watching you.]

Right.

[Yeah, well...if there is ever a time for drinking? Today is a time for drinking. Because it's his birthday dammit. Just don't make him do shots, that would end well.

Beer cake!]

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[...Damn it, stealing his toon!self's theme song. :|]

Sounds good.

[But Jason. Shots are fun. Also, both of them getting drunk will be hilarious.

DAMN RIGHT BEER CAKE.]

Assume, or spam it out? I'm hella-behind on my shit because of last week being hell; could spam it.

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Assuming is fine. We've still got that other spam to do so it's cool. c:

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