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009. - Voice

[Bourne's voice sounds higher-pitched and a little breathy.]

What the fuck--

Does anyone know if the Admiral passed the cosmic version of Driver's Ed?

God damn it...

[OOC: Hey kids, it's River Tam! (aka Summer Glau aka that Terminator.) So this is terrifying for everyone. Have fun!]

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Jacene, you would do well to do so as early as you can. Or I will find a way to keep myself occupied.

It's in your hands whether you want to get out of here or not. If you're happy like this, deprived of your powers as you are, then hey, good for you. But I seriously doubt you are, otherwise you wouldn't be complaining.

You want to try introductions again? Right, I'll start. Hi, I'm Jason, and I'll be your warden for the foreseeable future.

I am Armand. A vampire and I do not follow orders.

It's nice to meet you, Armand. Luckily I won't be giving you any orders, so that problem's out of the way.

~~You already have.~~

[Sarcastically:] Oh truly.

No, I was kidding.

I have no reason to speak with you further.

Oh, I thought we were finally getting somewhere. Shame.

Why'd you write that out?

As I said, I have no reason to speak to you.

Did I touch a nerve?

You were very rude to me.

Oh, and you're not rude to me all the time? You don't see me complaining.

[Sarcasm.] Do you want me to bring you some flowers to say I'm sorry?

I have no need for---

[And then he realizes that he literally just gave himself away.]

[Written]

I have a guest over. She does not hold her tongue.

Uh-huh. A guest? What's her name?

Anna-liese. She arrived just this morning.

Fantastic. I'd love to meet her.

You may but she does not approve of you so not today.

Hey, what's there not to approve of?

Everything.

And you call me rude.

I am merely relaying the message.

[Bourne had swept his new, longer hair - dammit - under a baseball cap before heading over to Armand's room. He was curious, he had to admit. Armand had stopped using voice posts, and he'd been hoping to goad his inmate into slipping again. That had definitely been a girl's voice, and Bourne wasn't buying the 'Anna-liese the newbie' story; he didn't trust the vampire half so far as he could throw him. He'd never heard of a delayed flood reaction, though. Maybe the cosmic craziness just seeped in more gradually in some places.

He knocked on the door.]

[Armand jumped a little at the knock on the door, as he wasn't expecting anyone to come visit him. Carefully he padded over to the door and took a few moments to compare the smell to the heartbeat. Great. His warden had come to see him. The vampire reached down to lock the door.]

He is retired and doesn't want to see anyone.

[Armand doubted it would work but it would at least give him time to hurry back over to his bed and to stuff his pillows underneath the covers.]

[There was that same female voice. The elusive Anna-liese?] "I wanted to make sure he's all right," [Bourne said.] "I'm his warden." [Of course, if it was really Armand, then the vampire might already have guessed.

He heard the lock click shut and decided that if he was given any trouble, he'd see how well this new body could kick open a door by its hinges.]

[Armand quickly pushed his pillows underneath his blankets before moving back over to the wardrobe and plucking a tunic and a pair of trousers from the wardrobe to lay over the pillows.]

He is alright, you may leave now.

[The vampire laid the blankets back over the pillows and straightened his appearance before turning back toward the door.]

Re: Private - [Voice] - Hahahaha.

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Re: Private - [Now written, as Gabe turned him.]

Private - [Voice, because he's a jerk.]

Re: Private - [Written, what a dick.]

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Private - [Voice] - He's not buying it for a second, but late-onset flood?

Re: Private - [Written] - Gabriel did it. Armand was dicking around a little too much.

Private - [Voice] - Oh yeah, I know that, but he's like "Hmm...wtf?"

Re: Private - [Written] -Oh! Okay. Hahahaha. Oh Jason.

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Private - [Voice] - Mind if he does come over, just to be nosy? Promise he won't laugh. Much.

Re: Private - [Written] - Jason totally can. Armand has clothes he stole from Louis that fit him ok.

Spam - We're coming to get you, Armand!

Re: Spam - LOL!

Spam - Can't go wrong with a well-timed Romero/Shaun of the Dead reference.

Re: Spam - IKR?