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Jason Bourne ([personal profile] brokenweapon) wrote2010-11-10 12:44 am

025. - Video

[Filtered to friends (if you know him pretty much in any positive way you probably count)...and Slade.]
Checking in. How are you? [He is so bad at friends.]

[Private to Slade.]
Hunting again?

[Private to all infirmary-types.]
What do you recommend for insomnia?

Private. Video.

[identity profile] some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Peeks through fingers.]

Are you mad at me??!! Don't be mad at me, you can't be mad at me, it's wasn't my fault! And he was an asshole about it anyway, friggin' yelled at me for it, and then accused me of reacting the same way, which I wouldn't because it's mean, and I said "I wouldn't be a bitch about it" only he thought I was calling him a bitch and yeah.

[/rambling.]

Private. Video.

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, Claire, this is his bemused face.]

Um...I'm not mad at you.

[Quite honestly he's not sure what to think. Or why she's even telling him. Then again she does have a history of coming to him with her relationship problems. That, and she has a massive crush on him.]

How did it happen?

['Cause that's totally what you ask a girl in this kind of situation, God, Jason, you suck at relationships.]

Private. Video.

[identity profile] some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[NUH-UH! HOW DOES HE EVEN KNOW THAT?? She's not admitting shit this time.]

I was eating and got up to leave when suddenly, I see Rex, and it's like this impending urge came over me to tell him how much I loved him. And then I got a 'what the HELL is wrong with you?' in return.

Story of my life.

Private. Video.

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[He didn't get to where he is today (i.e. alive) by ignoring OBVIOUS THINGS, CLAIRE.]

No flood warning...[He's pretty much talking to himself right now.

Wait, hold on, there's something relevant.] What were you eating? Did it taste different than usual? [Hey, some poisons have fucked-up side effects. It could happen.]

Private. Video.

[identity profile] some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Iii...don't think so?

Shit, you explain it then, Jason!

Private. Video. - Behold King Paranoid of the Paranoid People.

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2010-11-12 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I think someone might have put something in your food. But I can't be sure.

You're feeling okay now?

Private. Video. - Brillant.

[identity profile] some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
You know, that would kind of make sense, because it happened right after I ate...but my blood, it would have rejected it.

[Now she's fucking confused and gathering her hair in her hands.]

Yeah, yeah. Besides feeling like a damn moron, I feel fine.

Private. Video.

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2010-11-13 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Rejected immediately?

If it was a substance in your food, you couldn't have known. It wasn't your fault.

Besides - whoever put that in your food has a sick sense of humor. Maybe it was the Admiral.

Private. Video.

[identity profile] some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, like how I heal almost immediately, my blood wouldn't let it take affect. It's why I can't get drunk. [pause.] Or pregnant.

Private. Video. - Claire could have the best party life ever, ngl.

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2010-11-14 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Moving on!]

I don't know, then. Could it have disrupted your power?

Private. Video. - xD Had to Google 'ngl'

[identity profile] some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Look, I'm done talking about this, okay? I just want to drop it now. Maybe someone else had it happen too.

[Course, later, Stephanie will report it was all Aleera's doing.]

Private. Video. - I am the lord and master of obscure webspeak acronyms.

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

[And much lulz will be had.]

Private. Video. - Yeah, you are. Second time you've done that to me at least lol

[identity profile] some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[A few moments later.]

Thank you.

Sorry.

Private. Video. - It's why you keep me around. ;D

[identity profile] brokenweapon.livejournal.com 2010-11-15 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about it.