[He holds up a copy of the novel of The Bourne Identity.] I figured that much out.

It's confusing, though. Not the fact that I'm in a book - it's that so much of it is inaccurate. For starters, it's set in the early '80s. I was in grade school at the time. [There are a whole bunch of other inaccuracies too, but that really jumps out.]