038. - No more shapeshifters! Aw yeah!

[brokenweapon]

Unpaired again, thank God.

[Warden Filter]
Does anyone know anything about an author named Robert Ludlum?

[Private to Will Parry]
David probably doesn't want me talking to you, but there are some things you need to know about him that wouldn't be in his file.

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[Private]

[becauseheswill]

[HATERS GONNA HATE. The important difference is? David likes Will. xp]

[Private]

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[Yeah. Like that'll last. xP]

[darknessb4me]

It's good to know that in such a trying environment, the people whose purpose it is to guide us will give up on us too.

After all, the Barge exists to fulfill warden deals and keep them comfortable if they want a nice vacation from their own worlds. Not to give anyone a second chance.

I suppose you're just ahead of the times, in any case. None of us deserve it.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

You sound relieved. [Someone had to get it right.]

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[He's not dignifying your sarcasm with a response, Arthas, but be it known you're on his list for giving David those Death Knight powers.]

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[Thank God, someone gets it.]

It was time for a change.

Let me know if you want me to edit!

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Apparently that's the same for a lot of people. We've had a fair few reassignments.

[Warden filter.]

As no one else has opted to answer your question, Robert Ludlum is a thriller writer and the author of the Bourne series, which I'm sure is why you're showing interest. You wouldn't find what little I could tell you about him very enlightening, he's an average fellow with a compelling writing style.

Sorry, he had saw the above and had to comment.

[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

Amen to that.

You and Nygma, huh? Maybe you two can make a club for failure wardens.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

David. Seriously. That was uncalled for.

Video.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

I've been unpaired too.

{PRIVATE.}

[She starts to say 'We need to talk' but that makes it sound like they're in a relationship or something, which they're not. So so tries for 'I need to tell you something' but hell if that doesn't sound much better.]

Before you were separated, did you two talk about the flood where him and I were paired up?

[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

It also happened to be true.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Because they haven't graduated someone, that makes them failures? Neverminding the fact that Inmates have disappeared on them.

[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

No, they're failures because they're both jerks and think they're better than everyone else.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

[Short sigh and rubbing of the temples.] Okay. Because I don't want to do this with you again, I'm just going to say 'okay'.

[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

If it's any consolation, Claire, keeping company with jerks doesn't make you a jerk.

Private
You're actually all right once someone gets to know you.

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

And for once we agree on something.

[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

Huh. Guess it was bound to happen eventually. This place didn't freeze over, did it?

He really doesn't know what "tempting fate" means.

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

The entire Barge already thinks I'm a torturing asshole - how could shit possibly get worse.

[Private]
Oh. How's that working out?

I do wish he was Dr. Cox for a moment. "Pot. Kettle. OH MY GOD HOW HAVE YOU TWO NEVER MET?!"

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Ever heard of the pot calling the kettle black?

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

Weather's been getting colder, but not that cold.

Don't you sleep, dude? xD and hottie hot hot icon.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Yeah, thanks, I'll keep that in mind. [She does keep jerky company, doesn't she?]


{PRIVATE}
...Thank you. David. [She's uncertain how to respond given their reboot is still fresh in the making.]

It's perfect. :D

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

[He holds up a copy of the novel of The Bourne Identity.] I figured that much out.

It's confusing, though. Not the fact that I'm in a book - it's that so much of it is inaccurate. For starters, it's set in the early '80s. I was in grade school at the time. [There are a whole bunch of other inaccuracies too, but that really jumps out.]

Take heart - if Cox were here, the thread would implode from the snarkplosion.

[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but the difference is, I never pretend that I've got the right to tell people how to live their lives.

[sixthanimorph.livejournal.com]

How do we even have weather in here, anyway? Never thought about that.

Re: Video.

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

That's insane. Weren't you just paired up last month?

[Private.]

No. But we never really talked much after he froze me to a wall.