[Bourne resists the urge to slam his head against the nearby wall.]

Are you honestly that self-centered that you think I could somehow convince the Admiral to cause a very specific flood just because I want to fuck with you?! Even if I could, this probably would have been one of those stupid floods where everybody swaps gender or turns into a kid! Let go of your fear of me and think for one fucking second!

[Exasperated, he starts to scratch at the floor before realizing that's a dumb idea.]