Given the excoriation I've been subject to for using my own judgment, I thought that was made clear enough - unless you're going to stake me out on the deck for people to throw things at. Like I said. I'm no saint. And it's not going to happen again. What kind of assurance do I have to give you for you to believe me on that?

[Your talk of fairness is baffling to him, because he knows such a concept does not exist.]